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Funny Birthday Quotes And Sayings

25 Funny Birthday Quotes-Your loved one is going to celebrate another birthday.  You want to show your admiration and love by giving a surprise on the day of the stork delivery.  Aside from buying presents, create that smile on the face of the very important person by showing memorable funny quotes.


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Here are some Funny Birthday Quotes for your celebrant:

When your birthday celebrant is old and retired:

  • Growing old is inevitable, growing up is an option. Act young!
  • Be grateful you have more birthdays because you have lived longer.
  • At least you are younger today than next year!
  • Abraham has lived for hundred years with many wives and children. Why can’t you?
  • There is no better alternative than growing older.
  • We are just congratulating you on completing another 365 days!

25 Funny Birthday Quotes

“The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.” Herbert V. Prochnow


“When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.”Gracie Allen


“Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don’t really know.” Andy Borowitz


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“You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” Bob Hope


“You’re getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it.” Felix Severn


“Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.” Anonymous


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“For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.” John Glenn


“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.” Rev. Larry Lorenzoni


“My Birthday!” What a different sound that word had in my youthful ear.” Thomas Moore


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“Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday.” Steven Wright


“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.” Robert Frost


“We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.” Anonymous


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“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” Bob Hope


“The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.” Robert Orben


“May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.” Frank Sinatra


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“Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.” Sammy Hagar


“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” Mark Twain


“Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.” Jean Paul


“I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing ‘Happy Birthday.” Steven Wright


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“There is still no cure for the common birthday!” John Glenn


“Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don’t really know.” Andy Borowitz


“A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife and electric skillet for her birthday.” Erma Bombeck


“It is lovely, when I forgot all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.” Ellen Glasgow


“The way I see it, you should live everyday like it’s your birthday.” Paris Hilton


“For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.” Steven Wright


Sometimes we treasure our pictures in the younger days.  Making him remember how he looks like would surely put a smile on his face.  Make a video presentation of these pictures and put a disclaimer like these:

  • You cannot change the past and I cannot change your present.
  • We counted your birthday pictures, you are still 35.
  • I cannot imagine you have done these things in your life!
  • We were so happy looking at your photos we forgot to make the cake!
  • Stay young. Old people are those 10 years older than you!

Well, enough for the elders.  Let us go to people younger.

When your celebrant is just midway to her age, she experiences anxiety and insecurity.

She needs assurance and laughter to cross the bridge of middle life.


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When she is celebrating her 40th Birthday, here are some Funny Birthday Quotes:

  • Happy 2nd 20th Birthday!
  • Midlife crisis does not begin at 40. It starts tomorrow. Enjoy your birthday!
  • You are not old. You’re not just young anymore
  • Women ages like wine. They taste better and better every year
  • You don’t need presents… love is all you need!
  • We stopped counting on your 35th birthday. Happy 5th year!
  • Belated 39th birthday!
  • Survey says that you look like you’re in your 30s. The survey never lies.

Whatever their age, it is important that you remember their birth date.  What matters to the celebrants are the friends and loved ones surrounding them on another year of victory.  We must provide meaningful support to them as they start another journey to a new year in life.

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