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Funny Minion Quotes And Sayings

22 Minion Quotes-Have you wondered how easy it is to find everyone suddenly involved in their gadget? Be it a smartphone, a tablet or even a computer?  There are tons of information on education and entertainment. But this reality is making humanity lose touch with it real self. The following Minion Quotes will get you to question the amount of time you spend with your gadget in a funny way.


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“Wi-Fi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people”

This minion reveals a sad truth. Most individuals have reduced physical contact with each other including family. This is to an extent that you only get to talk to each other when your gadget faces some problems! Friends have become virtual and now the family is also turning into a virtual relationship too.

22 Minion Quotes

“Let us be Diana’s foresters, gentlemen of the shade, minions of the moon” William Shakespeare


“I’m not a clone, and I’m not a minion.” Ivanka Trump


“The arts of power and its minions are the same in all countries and in all ages. It marks its victim; denounces it; and excites the public odium and the public hatred, to conceal its own abuses and encroachments.” Henry Clay


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“Because you are the superhero fledgling. I’m just your more attractive sidekick. Oh, and the herd of nerds are your dorky minions.” P. C. Cast


“There is no such thing as gun control. There is only centralizing gun ownership into the hands of a small, political elite and their minions.” Stefan Molyneux


“Who knew that the devil had a factory where he made millions of fossils, which his minions distributed throughout the earth, in order to confuse my tiny brain?” Lewis Black


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“To know that the odds are so high that only through the perishing of your life will the minions survive, that’s love. That’s heroism.” Sylvester Stallone


“I’m the band leader. That’s not to say that the other people are my minions – they all put in a tremendous amount of personality, and push the music in ways I would never expect.” Michael Gira


“Never be a minion, always be an owner.” Cornelius Vanderbilt


Quotes About Children And Sayings


“Safety from what? Who’s after me?” Oh, nobody much,” Grover said, obviously still miffed about the donkey comment. “Just the Lord of the Dead and a few of his blood-thirstiest minions.” Rick Riordan


“Sacrificing minions: is there any problem it CAN’T solve?” Rich Burlew


“Vampires don’t live at all,” she points out, “neither do we.” She has me there. “Fine, I’ll go. But when Kurt leads his minions in a march around the cemetary with our heads on sticks, don’t say I didn’t warn you.” Cynthia Leitich Smith


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“More minions!” he shouted. “Come to me!” That couldn’t be good. Another round of giant crocs and we’d be dead. Why don’t we get minions? I complained to Horus, but he didn’t answer.” Rick Riordan


“Quite a crowd tonight, Gin. Usually, it’s just you and Finn.” I shrugged. “What can I say? I seem to attract minions wherever I go these days. Kind of like the Pied Piper.” Behind me, Finn huffed out his displeasure. “Minion? I am most certainly not a mere minion. Head minion, perhaps. At the very least.” Jennifer Estep


“The problem with having evil minions is that minions are stupid.” Larissa Ione


Inspirational Disney Quotes And Sayings


“I would say it was the directors. We have to give credit to the directors for this, because in the script, we just said,


“Gru’s Minions do this or do that” in the initial draft. And then, they came up with the characters’ design and the philosophical concept of the Minions. And then, we started writing to that. We have to give a lot of credit to them.” Cinco Paul


“Then we just took it and ran with it, and then just wrote as many scenes as we could with the Minions. Now we have Minions falling in love in this new movie and there’s the fire scene in Gru’s office.” Cinco Paul


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“I wonder how many college tuitions could be paid off with the amount of money spent by Minions on advertisement.” Amandla Stenberg


“You want to find the right balance, but you have to have the Minions because people responded so much to them. We wanted to find a story that would make the Minions more a part of the story than they were in the first movie. In this one, as you know, they’re disappearing. What’s happening to the Minions? We made them a much bigger part of the movie in those terms.” Cinco Paul


“The press box at Wrigley Field in Chicago is an extended narrow shed, two rows deep, that is precariously bolted to the iron rafters just underneath the park’s second deck. To gain access, one must climb a steeply angled ramp and clamber down a little starboard companionway, guarded at its foot by a uniformed minion and then proceed giddily along a catwalk that hangs directly above the tiered, circling rows of seats and spectators behind home plate.” Roger Angell


“Sin, without strong restraints, would pull God from His throne, make the world the minion of its lusts, and all beings bow down and worship.” Richard Cecil


“The Cabal mocks the natural order. For its minions, death is just a pause between duties.    Kamahl


‘Parenting Hack. When punishing your kids do not take away their electronics. Just take their charger and watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly dies’

Most parents in this age did not grow up with this kind of gadgets around them. Communicating with their children when they are glued to their phones has become very difficult. So parents are resolving to punish their kids by taking their iPhones or internet connection away from them. It is not funny that taking away the charger could make the punishment worse. The whole situation is messed up.


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“I have never seen a tombstone that said, ‘died because I didn’t forward a message to ten people” – Minion Quotes

With friends meeting on social media and creating groups. One of the most popular now is WhattsApp group.  There has been an increase in messages with instructions to forward with conditions attached. In fact, some messages threaten people who do not forward these texts.

This Funny minion tries to tell you that, you do not have to forward the message if you do not want to. Funny, huh! But some people  fear these threats and have forwarded the texts based on fear.

“Nobody texts faster than a pissed off female” – Minion Quotes

This Minion Quotes illustrates that even eager can be demonstrated by how we react while communicating through our phones. In fact, emotions will not be given time and thought over before action is taken with phones in hand; the anger is vented out immediately. It is just funny how the fastest typed text is compared to an angry woman’s reaction.

Technology is important and useful. Let us understand the extent to which we use our phones. A healthy balance can be stuck between technology and sociology.

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