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25 Funny Quotes About Life-Life can sometimes play a joke on us. It can sometimes be so ridiculous that it leaves you baffled and ask questions as to why it’s happening to you. But you know what, sometimes we don’t have to take life too seriously and just have fun with whatever comes your way! You can face life, laugh with them jokes and throw it back to the world and say — joke is on you. Here are some Funny Quotes About Life that you can count on when you need a little humor to get you through a day where you feel like life is being a prankster.


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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. –Winston Churchill

Ooops, burn! Whoever Mr. Churchill was saying this to must have triggered him so much making him say these rather harsh but funny words. However, if one would read beyond the words one would realize that there’s much more to these words as just being a sarcastic insult. Sometimes we may encounter people who might belittle us because of some disagreeable qualities that we have. Getting called out for having these negative qualities is fine but it can get pretty annoying if the person calling us out has so much bad qualities and dislikes being called out themselves. So sometimes, we have to give it hard to those people as well with the use of little sarcasm and a load ton of humor.

25 Funny Quotes About Life

“Life is an incurable disease.” Abraham Cowley


“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.” Steven Wright


“If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade.” Ron White


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“The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.” Al McGuire


“There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.” Chris Rock


“If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.” Johnny Carson


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“Life is not about how you survive the storm, it’s about how you dance in the rain.” Anonymous


“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.” Jack Handey


“Life is always a tightrope or a feather bed. Give me the tightrope.” Edith Wharton


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“Life is a PhD program. May you graduate with humor!” Greg Tamblyn


“The best things in life aren’t things.” Ann Landers


“Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive.” Elbert Hubbard


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“If life is giving you lemons, you’re going to the wrong grocery store.” Greg Tamblyn


“The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.” Elbert Hubbard


“In life, as in a football game, the principle to follow is: Hit the line hard.” Theodore Roosevelt


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“The mystics tell us life is an illusion. So eat whatever you want.” Greg Tamblyn


“Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.” Isaac Asimov


“Life is like a roll of toilet paper; the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.” Andy Rooney


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“Life is full of doors and fools with the wrong keys.” Leonid Sukhorukov


“The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.” George Carlin


“The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.” Robert A. Heinlein


“The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.” John Barrymore


“Life is something that everyone should try at least once.” Henry Tillman


“In life, it’s not who you know that’s important, it’s how your wife found out.” Joey Lauren Adams


“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” Cathy Guisewite


Who else can give us great Funny Quotes About Life but one of the funniest guys in Hollywood himself.  Let’s admit it; men can sometimes be full of themselves. They can get all high and proud about their achievements that sometimes they can go overboard in bragging about them. And although the quote, behind every great man there’s a successful woman is something that might first pop into your mind when you see a successful man think that it might not always be the case. So next time you see a great guy out in your neighborhood remember, there’s a woman rolling her eyes about it.


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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. –Margaret Mean

What makes life funny sometimes is that it’s a bunch of ironies. Admit it once in your life, perhaps when you we’re still a kid, someone told you that you are unique. As you grew older you realize that you aren’t the only unique kid on the block. Truth is everyone is unique in this sense we are all the same. But don’t be too sad about it at end of the day it’s up to you to make something out of that uniqueness.

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