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25 Hilarious Quotes-Sometimes we lose hope when life get hard but there is always a way to get out of that gloomy state. In today’s busy world no one has time for cheering us up but don’t lose hope yet. There a many ways we can change our gloomy mood with some amazing Hilarious Quotes if not with some hilarious people. These quotes reminds us of the simple beauty of life. The beauty that is often overlooked by most of us while we are too preoccupied with our worries.

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“When my time comes, I would like to go peacefully like my grandfather in deep sleep. I don’t want to go like the person screaming on the passenger seat” Bob Monkhouse – Hilarious Quotes

This quote allows us to see the bitter realities of life in a very light yet meaningful way. It is very important to see that two people can react to a very identical situation in a very distinct manner. At the end, what matter is the reaction of each person as this is what makes the difference.

25 Hilarious Quotes

“When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.” Bill Watterson

“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.” Steven Wright

“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.” Steven Wright

Fear Quotes And Sayings

“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.” Oscar Wilde

“I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.” Les Dawson

“Forgive me now – tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.” Ashleigh Brilliant

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“Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.” Bill Gates

“I’m afraid of the dark,and suspicious of the light.” Woody Allen

“God gives us relatives; thank God, we can choose our friends.” Addison Mizner

Trent Shelton Quotes And Sayings

“A genius is one who can do anything except make a living.” Joey Lauren Adams

“Money can’t buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.” Joan Rivers

“Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. Lesson is, never try.” Homer Simpson

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“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.” Erma Bombeck

“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.” Steven Wright

“A lot of gay men stay in the closet because they are interested in fashion.” George Carlin

Sweet Quotes And Sayings

“Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.” Richard Jeni

“First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.” Steve Martin

“Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.” Will Rogers

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“The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.” Demetri Martin

“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.” Oscar Wilde

“By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” Socrates

“Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.” Mark Twain

“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” Jim Carrey

“A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.” Oliver Herford

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” Steve Martin

At times the only way to look at situation seems to be filled with pain and despair. Yet there are people who still manage to look at these conditions in a funny way. This not only allows them to live their life to fullest potential till end of their time but also give hope to millions who are suffering through the same. After all nobody is going to stay forever!

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“Do a job perfectly and you’ll have to do it for the rest of your life” Anonymous – Hilarious Quotes

Ever experienced this? Make a perfect presentation for your boss and trust this that you’ll regret this. As every single time he need to make presentation, you’ll be in hot waters. This is funny to observe that people who perform a task perfectly are usually the one who have to do it repeatedly. So lesson for the day is to not to impress your boss or else you are going to suffer.

These all quotes gives us an insight into the ironic situation on a lighter note. This is a relief to see that we can look at most despairing circumstances in a way that it can bring that lost smile back on our face!

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